Johan Cryuff was a Dutch footballer who is known for his brilliance on and off the pitch. He is also famous for Cruijffiaans that can be called "one-liners that hover somewhere between the brilliant and the banal". Here are a few examples for your amusement:

You always have to make sure that you score one goal more than your opponent.

There’s only one moment in which you can arrive in time. If you’re not there, you’re either too early or too late.

Before I make a mistake, I don’t make that mistake.